Category: Students


Carrying Each Other Through College

, | USA | Bizarre/Silly, Students

(I’m sitting in my residence hall’s RA office, by the front door. A bunch of guys walk by.)

Guy #1: *out of my line of sight* “This is much better.”

(Two guys walk by, one giving a piggyback ride to the other.)


Lord Of The Flies, 90210

| IN, USA | Extra Stupid, Students

(We are about to start reading a book about survival, so our teacher has us do an assignment about surviving on a desert island. The backstory is that each group is marooned on an island without any supplies. This is my group.)

Student #1: “Okay, so we get a yacht…”

Me: “How are you gonna build a yacht?”

Student #1: “We buy one.”

Me: “You do realize we are marooned on an island, right? No supplies.”

Student #2: “You just don’t get it.”

(I moved to a group by myself because they kept making insane choices: solar panels, wind turbines, etc. After we were all done, each group presented their island. We then had to vote on which island would survive the best. Guess which one everyone voted for?)


Murder 101

| IN, USA | Bad Behavior, Students

(In English class, a student is talking with another student about murder. The teacher walks up to them.)

Teacher: “You can’t stab [Student #1]!”

Student #2: “What if he killed my mom?”

Teacher: “Then I’LL deal with him.” *glares at [Student #1]*


Women Keep Their Distance From Republicans

| TN, USA | Bigotry, Politics, Students

(In my first year at university I had to take a required English class. It basically consisted of us focusing the whole semester on writing one large paper about a topic we chose at the beginning, and at the end we are to sit at the front of the class and read it verbatim for our peers to critique. My topic is women in politics, and I mostly get positive feedback, except for this gem.)

Male Student: “I suggest removing the words ‘woman,’ ‘female,’ and ‘Republican’ from your essay as they might distance the audience.”


An Even Bigger Failure

| GA, USA | Bad Behavior, Students

(We are annoying my teacher because we won’t shut up and do our work.)

Teacher: “If you don’t shut up, I will fail all of you!”

Student #2: *stands up* “What are you gonna do, make my 54 a 44? Ooooooooh, I’m so scared!”

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