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    Category: Musical Mayhem

    The Teacher Isn’t Part Of Your World

    | LA, USA | Movies & TV, Musical Mayhem

    (I and two of my friends – all massive Disney fans – put together a little exposition of our classmates’ art in the hallway at the end of a term. The principal has to give his thumbs up after we are finished.)

    Principal: “Wow, guys, this looks great. I mean… look at this stuff!”

    Me: “Isn’t it neat?”

    Classmate #1: “Wouldn’t you say the collection’s complete?”

    Classmate #2: “Wouldn’t you say we’re the school who has everything?”

    (To this day, he probably has no idea why we erupted in laughter after that.)

    Death To The Derrière

    , | TX, USA | Language & Words, Musical Mayhem

    (It is during the annual UIL (University Interscholastic League) contest. As a requirement, all orchestras have to play three pieces for the concert portion of said contest. One of the pieces being performed by my group is called “Ase’s (pronounced ‘Ace’s’) Death”. As per contest rules, an announcer announces the pieces we are playing before we begin. However…)

    Announcer: “Today, the [My School] orchestra will be playing [Piece #1], Asses’ Death by Grieg, and [Piece #3].

    (I wonder if the announcer noticed some of the students snickering at that unfortunate mispronunciation.)

    He Could Teach You, But He’d Have To Charge

    | Ireland | Musical Mayhem, Students

    (My brother is in his final year of secondary school, so a lot of emphasis is being placed upon preparing for exams. Particularly, essay formats and hints are being dished out like they were going out of fashion by his teachers.)

    English Teacher: “It’s always a good idea to start your essays with a relevant quote.”

    Student: *loudly, while pretending to write* “My… milkshake… brings.. all the… boys… to… the.. yard…”

    A Window To The Impossible

    | AB, Canada | Movies & TV, Musical Mayhem, Students

    (There is a small ledge in front of windows that are very high up.)

    Teacher: “[Student #1], can you please open the windows?”

    (Student #1 proceeds to open the windows. He uses the small ledge to inch across to the windows.)

    Teacher: “Wow, that kind of looks like Tom Cruise from Mission Impossible.”

    (Then she turns to a rather short kid.)

    Teacher: “[Student #2], do you want to open the window?”

    Student #2: “Now that really is Mission Impossible!”

    Drive You In-Zayn

    | GA, USA | Awesome, Musical Mayhem, Teachers

    (The teacher is handing out composition books after checking them over the weekend. He gets to a ‘One Direction’ notebook.)

    Teacher: “Whose Infinite Depression notebook is this?”

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