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  • May's Theme Of The Month: Movie Mayhem!

    Category: Musical Mayhem

    All Our Times Have Come To Do The Assignment

    | Allentown, PA, USA | Homework, Musical Mayhem, Students

    (Since it’s less than a month until school lets out and most of us are bored and just want summer vacation to come, pretty much everyone spends their time browsing the Internet. The teacher constantly nags us on this but doesn’t really enforce it.)

    Teacher: “I know most of you aren’t actually working on your reports right now and I’d like to point out that if you don’t do the report here you’re going to have to work on it at home and I’m sure you have other things you’d rather do after school.”

    (She walks through the rows of computers and observes how nearly everyone is playing the same online flash game, and stops when she notices me diligently typing away in a Word document.)

    Teacher: “See guys, [My Name] is working hard on her report! You all should take after her example and start working on yours!”

    (When she walks away, my best friend leans over to look at what I’m typing.)

    Friend: “Miss, she’s just typing the words to Enter Sandman and (Don’t Fear) The Reaper over and over again…”

    Me: “Shh! I’m trying to look like I’m actually doing work!”

    The Star Pupil

    | England, UK | Math & Science, Musical Mayhem

    (I am in my maths class. Most of us do great on a test and as a reward the teacher gives us a free period. We are chatting about random things.)

    Teacher: “To be honest with you guys, I only remember the line ‘twinkle twinkle little star’ and can’t recall the rest.”

    Student #1: “No, are you serious?”

    Student #2: “I thought teachers were smart.”

    Teacher: “Yup!” *suddenly singing loudly* “TWINKLE, TWINKLE, LITTLE STAR… Uh LITTLE STAR?”

    Me: “…How I wonder what you are…”

    Student #3: “Up above the world so high…”

    Class Clown: *very loud* “YOU TEACH MATH AND MAKE US CRY!”

    Needs A Higher Sense Of Context

    | TX, USA | Language & Words, Musical Mayhem

    (I’m in choir [soprano]. I have just came from lunch with two other members of choir and just had an impromptu rehearsal. I’m telling one of my friends about it.)

    Me: So, [two tenors] and I had a rehearsal during lunch.”

    Her: “It must have been really odd, having their deep voices against your high voice.”

    Me: “Not really. They are tenors, you know.”

    Her: “So they’re high, too?”

    (Teacher comes by with paper work as I say this next thing:)

    Me: “So, during lunch we were all high.”

    I’m Never Going Back, The Class Is In The Past

    | USA | Movies & TV, Musical Mayhem, Teachers

    (I am in my English class, after we have taken a big test. It is the year that Frozen came out, and so my teacher is letting us watch it in class as a break for a few days. It is right after the ‘Let it Go’ song.)

    Elsa: “The cold never bothered me anyway.” *door slams shut*

    (The bell rings.)

    Teacher: “Wow, Elsa really knows how to put on a show!”

    Makes You Want To Hit The Bottle

    | Lexington, KY, USA | Bad Behavior, Field Trip, Musical Mayhem

    (Our fourth grade class is on a field trip, and we’re all singing “This Is the Song That Never Ends”. This goes on for nearly ten minutes before the teacher looks like she’s had enough.)

    Teacher: “All right, how about we pick a song that DOES end, okay?”

    (We promptly started singing ‘100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.’ I wonder why she quit after that year.)

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