You Put The ‘Lie’ Into Unbelievable

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(A student has made a very dumb comment in our religion class that indicates he did not do his reading. The professor calls him out on it, and he insists that he did do his reading.)

Professor: “That is the biggest lie since Satan told Cain that nobody would know that he killed Abel. Everyone knows Cain. You have gone down in history.”

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