Missed The First Day Of Class AND Christmas

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(It is English class. We have a sub and have strayed off of topic.)

Student #1: “What is the house that a preacher lives in called?”

Student #2: “A parsonage, I think.”

(The next day our teacher asks us what we talked about with the substitute teacher. Student #3 had been absent the day before.)

Teacher: “What did you guys do the other day?”

Student #1: “We talked about parsonages!”

Student #3: “Isn’t that a song?”

(Cue blank stares.)

Student #3: “You know, ‘A parsonage in a pear tree!’”

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