Category: Rude & Risque

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When Exponential Functions Meet Bodily Functions

| CA, USA | Language & Words, Rude & Risque, Teachers

(We’re in math class, studying exponential functions. A lot of the students don’t understand the material, so the teacher decides to use an example.)

Teacher: *drawing graph* “There’s a lot of ways to explain exponential functions, but my favorite example is the rocket-sh*t.”

(Half the class looks up. The teacher realizes what he said, and looks super nervous — he’s only been teaching for a year or two.)

Student: “Don’t worry Mr. [Teacher], we got your back. Only half the class heard it anyway. What they don’t know can’t hurt them.”

(There was periodic giggling from the rest of the class.)

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Taking The Fun Out Of Geometry

| Tukwila, WA, USA | Language & Words, Rude & Risque, Teachers

(In my geometry class, we’re about to take a test.)

Teacher: “You can use your notes, but you can’t talk to each other. You can do [list of resources]. You just can’t do each other.”

Class: *laughter*

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Skipped Question Number Two

| NSW, Australia | Math & Science, Rude & Risque

(My friends and I are in math class.)

Me: “Hey, [Friend #1], what did you get for question #3?”

Friend #1: *looks at my work* “I got… [My Name], you’ve over-complicated the question! You have to—”

Fellow Student: *exclaims* “S***!”

(The class goes quiet for a moment, until she realises what she said.)

Fellow Student: *slightly quieter* “…s***.”

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