Category: Rude & Risque


When Exponential Functions Meet Bodily Functions

| CA, USA | Language & Words, Rude & Risque, Teachers

(We’re in math class, studying exponential functions. A lot of the students don’t understand the material, so the teacher decides to use an example.)

Teacher: *drawing graph* “There’s a lot of ways to explain exponential functions, but my favorite example is the rocket-sh*t.”

(Half the class looks up. The teacher realizes what he said, and looks super nervous — he’s only been teaching for a year or two.)

Student: “Don’t worry Mr. [Teacher], we got your back. Only half the class heard it anyway. What they don’t know can’t hurt them.”

(There was periodic giggling from the rest of the class.)


Taking The Fun Out Of Geometry

| Tukwila, WA, USA | Language & Words, Rude & Risque, Teachers

(In my geometry class, we’re about to take a test.)

Teacher: “You can use your notes, but you can’t talk to each other. You can do [list of resources]. You just can’t do each other.”

Class: *laughter*


Skipped Question Number Two

| NSW, Australia | Math & Science, Rude & Risque

(My friends and I are in math class.)

Me: “Hey, [Friend #1], what did you get for question #3?”

Friend #1: *looks at my work* “I got… [My Name], you’ve over-complicated the question! You have to—”

Fellow Student: *exclaims* “S***!”

(The class goes quiet for a moment, until she realises what she said.)

Fellow Student: *slightly quieter* “…s***.”

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