Category: Rude & Risque


Those Things Can Get Other Kinds Of Hot

| NY, USA | Language & Words, Math & Science, Rude & Risque

(We are in chemistry lab. This student is known for being rather random and hyper. This occurs one day as we are talking about Bunsen burners.)

Instructor: “Who knows how we remove a crucible from the burner?”

Friend: “Thongs!”

(Silence, then everyone starts laughing.)

Instructor: “No… not really…”

(The rest of lab and kept referring to the tongs as thongs.)


Netflix And Grade Papers

| CA, USA | Movies & TV, Rude & Risque, Teachers

(I’m early to the class, and the only people there are me, two classmates across the room,  the teacher, and his assistant, who’s in eleventh grade. I am close enough to the teacher and his assistant to hear their conversation.)

Assistant: “So do you know Netflix and chill?”

Teacher: “Yeah? You’re not doing it, are you?”

Assistant: “Nah… Are you?”

Teacher: “Nope. What’d you expect?”


Working On Your Corner Parking

| PA, USA | Language & Words, Rude & Risque

(In Driver’s Ed, we are looking at a photo of a busy city street and identifying potential hazards and visual obstructions one would need to be aware of when driving there.)

Teacher: “Okay, so what are those two women there?”

Class: “Pedestrians.”

Teacher: “No, the word begins with “pr”.”

Student: “Prostitutes!”

(Our teacher admitted that was a hazard of the city, but not the one he was looking for!)

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