Don’t Quote Them On It

| Auckland, New Zealand | Bizarre/Silly

(I am walking in the rain, up the school’s front driveway, minding my own business, when a random lady runs up to me holding multicolored cards.)

Random Lady: “Have you got a quote?”

Me: “What?”

Random Lady: “A quote. Do you have one?”

Me: “I’m not sure what you’re talking about?”

Random Lady: “Take a quote.”

(She holds up the cards.)

Me: *taking card* “Uh, thanks?”

(The lady ran off to pester another student. The card was a literal quote to support International Festival Week.)

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