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    Category: Students

    Can’t Deal With This Teacher

    | NY, USA | Food & Drink, Students, Teachers

    (I win a two-liter Coke bottle in science class, but since there isn’t enough space in my locker, I ask the teacher to keep it until I can pick it up at the end of the day. When school ends, the teacher isn’t there, so I just enter his classroom and get the Coke myself. The next morning, I pop into his classroom.)

    Me: “You’re a dirty liar!”

    Teacher: “Uh oh…”

    Me: “I told you I’d come pick up my Coke at the end of the day and you weren’t there.”

    Teacher: “Okay, I’ll get it.”

    Me: “No, I got it myself. But I’m getting a new Coke dealer.”

    Trying To Be Civil With Them

    | NC,USA | Extra Stupid, History, Students

    (I am in my AP US History class. One student in the class is giving a presentation on the Statue of Liberty.)

    Student: “So we got the Statue of Liberty after a 100 year civil war with France.”

    Can’t Connect With Every Student

    | NY, USA | Extra Stupid, Students

    (I am in an earth science class. We’re currently learning about about winds and isobar lines. One female who is in the class is notable for not being the sharpest tool in the shed.)

    Teacher: “You see, kids, isobar lines are basically connect the dots.”

    Girl: “I once lost at connect the dots…”

    Put Your Blood Into This Test

    | USA | Bad Behavior, Exams/Tests, Students

    (During my junior year, I take a financial literacy class that is required for graduation. Because it is a required class junior year, it is taught during three different class periods. Mine is the last one of the day. Most of our tests are normal written tests, but we get a pre-test at the beginning of the year that requires the use of a Scantron.)

    Teacher: “Sixth period, thank you for being responsible with your tests.”

    Student: “But, isn’t that kind of expected?”

    Teacher: “Yes, but sadly fifth period wasn’t as responsible. Someone handed in a Scantron covered in blood.”

    (This wouldn’t be the last time that something like that would happen. Later in the year, a fifth period student did an entire test in crayon because he couldn’t find a pen or pencil!)

    Corrosive Fun

    | CO, USA | Health & Body, Math & Science, Students

    (The science class I am in is generally regarded as the worst honors class in my school’s history. Besides major behavioral issues, most of the other people there are just idiots. I think that including myself there are about 5 out of 36 people who pay attention.)

    Teacher: “What precautions should we take when we’re handling hazardous materials? Come on, someone else’s gotta have an answer.”

    Student: “Be yourself and have fun.”

    Teacher: “I’m… I’m keeping the hydrochloric acid away from you.”

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