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    911 101

    | Alberta, Canada | Extra Stupid, Students, Teachers

    Student: *accidentally bumps me* “Ohhh, I need an ambulance. Call 311!”

    Me: “Uh, yeah, that’s the number for city services. I don’t think it’ll do you much good.”

    Student: “Then what’s the number for 911?”

    Me: “Think about what you just said.”